ARE YOU READY TO DIG DEEP INTO THE NOSTRIL OF KNOWLEDGE?!
- π What is a BOOGER? β A dried-up mucus masterpiece, forged in the furnace of your face.
- π Why do BOOGERS exist? β To protect your lungs... and to be FLICKED with extreme prejudice.
- π Who has the BEST boogers? β YOU DO! (Especially if they're crusty and sparkle in the sun)
TOP 5 BOOGER FACTS π€§
- Boogers are 98% attitude, 2% science.
- You eat about 3 pounds of boogers a year. YUM.
- If you sneeze with your mouth closed, a booger genie appears.
- NASA once considered boogers for space glue. (probably)
- Boogers spelled backward is "sregob", which sounds *disturbingly real.*
β¨JOIN OUR BOOGER CLUBβ¨
π¨π¨ WARNING: DO NOT EAT BOOGERS THAT GLOW IN THE DARK. π¨π¨
(unless you're a professional. or very hungry.)
